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What if Heaven and Hell were their own separate realities. But the twist is that every single version of you, in ever single universe that exists (assuming the multi-verse theory is correct), all get sent to the same Heaven or Hell (because there is only one of each). But the bigger twist is that really only your minds become one, and you’re literally just waiting in these places for all of the psyche’s of your past/present/parallel selves, so you can have all the memories and feelings that they had. And your whole entire purpose is to wait until the literal end of time, when all of the psyche’s finally come together (divided into Heaven and Hell of course). But then what.

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the-male-blondyke-bar:

l0lfuckyourlife:

I never actually posted my icon before but here
Wallow in my Rouge-ness

And this is why I fucking love you

is it the hair?

its totally the hair.

my hairs got alluring powers.

I’m ready to suck the life force out of men *karate kick*

idk

It’s kinda you in general bae (: you’re a killer when it comes to looks and your make up is on point all the time! And yes, your hair is definitely alluring as well

*karate kicks*

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a-thelittledevil:

I need a friend that would go to different forests and abandoned places with me

Me

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l0lfuckyourlife:

the-male-blondyke-bar:

l0lfuckyourlife:

the-male-blondyke-bar:

Hey ya’ll my name is Evan and I’m tumblr user the-male-blondyke-bar​ . My blog is literally whatever the fuck I feel like reblogging, and that ranges from sad emotional shit to semi-raunchy gay things, but I’m gunna tell you that it’s a blog you want to follow anyways. I’m gunna lie to you and say I’m super friendly all the time and that I love to make new friends and bullshit like that, when in reality I can be a huge bitch and probably don’t care about your opinions. I’m pretty much writing this post so you all will follow me and I can get away with not following you back. Oh and I’m great at giving advice so leave me a message sometime cupcakes (:

SO MUCH SASS I’M DYIN’

you’re still a babe even while semi- duck facing

fuck you

if I duck face I give a whole new definition  to the word ugly

You literally just made my life :’D

<3 awww YAY

Do you still have my #?

I don’t have my phone on me right now but I’ll charge it up later and text you if you still do :’3

Course I do Bae! I would never get rid of it (: Yeah! Text me in the mornin sometime after 11 (:

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l0lfuckyourlife:

I never actually posted my icon before but here
Wallow in my Rouge-ness

And this is why I fucking love you

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l0lfuckyourlife:

the-male-blondyke-bar:

Hey ya’ll my name is Evan and I’m tumblr user the-male-blondyke-bar​ . My blog is literally whatever the fuck I feel like reblogging, and that ranges from sad emotional shit to semi-raunchy gay things, but I’m gunna tell you that it’s a blog you want to follow anyways. I’m gunna lie to you and say I’m super friendly all the time and that I love to make new friends and bullshit like that, when in reality I can be a huge bitch and probably don’t care about your opinions. I’m pretty much writing this post so you all will follow me and I can get away with not following you back. Oh and I’m great at giving advice so leave me a message sometime cupcakes (:

SO MUCH SASS I’M DYIN’

you’re still a babe even while semi- duck facing

fuck you

if I duck face I give a whole new definition  to the word ugly

You literally just made my life :’D

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Hey ya’ll my name is Evan and I’m tumblr user the-male-blondyke-bar​ . My blog is literally whatever the fuck I feel like reblogging, and that ranges from sad emotional shit to semi-raunchy gay things, but I’m gunna tell you that it’s a blog you want to follow anyways. I’m gunna lie to you and say I’m super friendly all the time and that I love to make new friends and bullshit like that, when in reality I can be a huge bitch and probably don’t care about your opinions. I’m pretty much writing this post so you all will follow me and I can get away with not following you back. Oh and I’m great at giving advice so leave me a message sometime cupcakes (:

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smelly-kat:

things I can’t imagine

  • someone having a crush on me
  • someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
  • someone getting happy because I messaged them first
  • someone thinking about me, in general
  • someone wondering how I am
  • someone finding me attractive
  • someone doing something to try and impress me
  • someone asking their friend on what to say to me 
  • someone wanting to get to know me

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l0lfuckyourlife:

R U FECKEN KIDDIN ME

I’ll be fucking unable to work out for 3 days because I’m getting my teeth ripped out of my gums.

I can’t lift weights, I gotta be careful going up the stairs, I gotta have strictly liquids.

I can’t go to the gym all weekend or have cheat days and eat my souls worth of cake for 3 days

w h y

I gotta be on fucking laughing gas too

why can’t they just consciously rip my teeth out

I’m a tough ass bitch I’ll be okay with a little blood

I think I’m in love with you

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